Of course I am.
Your sarcasm is irrelevant.
I know you probably already did because you’re a nosy fucker, but read my conversation with Puck.
(Source: cunts3xual)
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I know you probably already did because you’re a nosy fucker, but read my conversation with Puck.
Your sarcasm is irrelevant.
You’re just jelly because I’m perfect.
Because you’re an idiot.
Why? Because I’m right and you can’t handle the truth?
Yes, you do. Don’t even try to deny it.
My life doesn’t make sense anymore if I don’t read the books again.
Bitch, I don’t care about your life.
But then my room doesn’t make sense anymore.
LotR books. I need to read them again, because I just do.
I need to have your sunglasses, kaithanxbai.