February 2012
23 posts
Dakota is in Cali with me!
Heading to California
dakotamariewhite:
I like fun things. :)
Mhm, same. :]
Heading to California
dakotamariewhite:
lizjohnson:
That’s an entertaining activity, but no, we will do aaaaaaaaaall the things.
Aaaaaaaaaall the things? What kind of things?
Fun things. :]
Heading to California
dakotamariewhite:
Of course I don’t know if I’d necessarily want to spend all the time rubbing your back with sun tan lotion.
That’s an entertaining activity, but no, we will do aaaaaaaaaall the things.
Heading to California
dakotamariewhite:
I think I’d enjoy spending some time with you, though.
Aw shucks. :) Same goes for you, by the time.
Heading to California
dakotamariewhite:
If that’s what you want.
Mhm, maybe. There’s lots of other things to do here though.
Heading to California
dakotamariewhite:
Just for a bit. I’ve never been there, so I guess it’ll be an experience. I just want to get out of this boring ass town.
California, huh? You coming all the way here to rub my back with sun lotion?
Just going to be another boring weekend.
san-wankylopez:
Did I ask for your opinion?
Bitch attitude, very original. Cool beans, really.
Just going to be another boring weekend.
san-wankylopez:
No shit.
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Playing Combat Arms
itssammyevans:
Your place? Ha ha ha, yes I will!
Sure. We have space enough. I’m pretty sure you won’t, Justsam Bieber.
Playing Combat Arms
itssammyevans:
Okay, tomorrow after school? I’m going to beat you.
Sure! Do you want to come over here, or shall I come to yours? Ha. No. You won’t.
Playing Combat Arms
itssammyevans:
Are you serious?! My username is Avatar074 now we can play together?
I’m as serious as a fucking cheesecake, Samuel. My screen name is kitesurfer13 high as a kite, got it? loool, I’m so funny. and now we totally can play together.
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Playing Combat Arms
itssammyevans:
Okay, I’m addicted to the game..
HOLD MY FUCKING POODLE. You play Combat Arms? GIMME YOUR SCREEN NAME RIGHT ABOUT MEOW.
I love the fucking game. Whoop whoop.
Staying over at the Johnsons || Puck & Liz
puck—ster:
Puck slowly walked down the stairs, carrying a backpack with a few of his belonging as he passed family pictures that were displayed along the walls in the hall. His mom looked so happy in all of the pictures… and now she was in the hospital. Sick. Probably sicker than she wanted to admit to him. She’d asked his aunt to take care of her children. Well, mostly of Abigail, his...
If you're a Simpson, I'm a Simpson || Johnson...
lijahjohnson:
Elijah nodded, showing a pout while staring at his hands. He knew he shouldn’t have done that - he was known to be a fuck up in the kitchen. But he wanted the popcorn so bad… No, he wanted the popcorn pizza. Didn’t matter all that much, he still needed popcorn, with or without the pizza. “You already know I’m clumsy, c’mon, you’ve known me since you were only two minutes old!” He...
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Hug away sad feels || Dakota & Liz
dakotamariewhite:
“I know. I get it.” It seemed like Dakota had kept repeating those same words over and over again. You kind of got it, she understood that it had been a misunderstanding. Just because they laid together and watched the stars and Liz gave her a penny and told her she was pretty, doesn’t mean she liked her. She guessed she misunderstood that. A week ago she hated Liz, so why...
"Liz, you're a wizard."
lijahjohnson:
Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon the fall of the rebellion. In this case, the rebellion being you.
Knock your head against these doors, Elijah Johnson! And if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words.
"Liz, you're a wizard."
lijahjohnson:
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my awesomeness.
Your awesomeness is a lie. I will not say ‘Do not weep’, for not all tears are an evil.
"Liz, you're a wizard."
lijahjohnson:
Bitch, I’m Darth Vader, I ain’t jelly of yo’ stupid beard.
Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
"Liz, you're a wizard."
lijahjohnson:
Bitch, where’s you beard?
Bitch, shaven of so you wouldn’t get jealous.
"Liz, you're a wizard."
lijahjohnson:
Wrong. Your lack of dick makes you a witch, not a wizard.
Bitch, I’m Gandalf.
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"Liz, you're a wizard."
January 2012
255 posts
Hug away sad feels || Dakota & Liz
dakotamariewhite:
Dakota just watched Liz as she talked and it felt like she could literally feel her heart breaking in her chest. She didn’t like what she was hearing but she couldn’t help it. “It’s okay. I get it. You don’t like me.” She just pressed her lips together in a thin line and kept her cool. She followed Liz out into the garden, not really having a...
If you're a Simpson, I'm a Simpson || Johnson...
lijahjohnson:
Eli was really damn lucky to feel perfectly fine. Well, of course he hadn’t been drinking as much as he normally did, so he’d expected to feel fine, but he was still somewhat surprised. He entered the kitchen, looking for the popcorn and turning the microwave on. What was a Simpson marathon without popcorn, after all? Well, and pizza, of course. Popcorn and pizza, yes. Preferably...
Seems like I missed a good party...
puck—ster:
But, I… Okay, okay… I’m not one to steal pot, so don’t worry about that. I’ll be over soon.
Liz? Thank you.
You’re welcome.
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Hug away sad feels || Dakota & Liz
dakotamariewhite:
When Liz wrapped her arms around Dakota, she could have pushed her away. She could have just told her to fuck off like she did with most people who hurt her. But she didn’t want to push her away. She stayed still for a moment before she hugged back, wrapping her arms tightly around the slender girl. “It’s okay,” she whispered eventually. It wasn’t really okay, but it seemed...
lijahjohnson:
lizjohnson:
Do you always have to think about how hot someone is at first? Even if he had a fucking monkey’s tail I would take him in our house.
It was a joke, honey. Of course he’s welcome to stay, even if he looked like Elton John - you know I’m not as shallow as I pretend to be, right?
Yeah yeah.
Seems like I missed a good party...
puck—ster:
Really? That’d be great, but… I don’t want to bother you guys. Well, I’m not by myself, my aunt is taking care of my sister, so she’s moved in for a while. I hate her. She blames me of getting my mom sick. Something about being a fuck up and a bad Jew… Which I already knew, but I really don’t need her to remind me of that. Easier said than done, I’m afraid.
Noah. There are a...
lijahjohnson:
lizjohnson:
I know you probably already did because you’re a nosy fucker, but read my conversation with Puck.
Nosy fucker ‘til the day I die. Dude’s hot, so he’s welcome to stay. Only if he can handle 24 hours of fun a day, that is.
Do you always have to think about how hot someone is at first? Even if he had a fucking monkey’s tail I would take him in our house.
lijahjohnson:
lizjohnson:
Of course I am.
Your sarcasm is irrelevant.
I know you probably already did because you’re a nosy fucker, but read my conversation with Puck.
Seems like I missed a good party...
puck—ster:
I’d like that… I do trust them, but it’s killing me to not know how what the fuck is wrong with her and how bad it is.
Just come over then. I’m pretty sure Elijah wouldn’t mind. And like… if you’re all by yourself, you can totally stay here for a while so you don’t have to worry all on your own. I can see why, but don’t let the worries eat...
lijahjohnson:
lizjohnson:
Because you’re an idiot.
You’re just jelly because I’m perfect.
Of course I am.
Seems like I missed a good party...
puck—ster:
Chocolate body shots sound appealing… I could use something other than sickness and the like. Well, she’s sick. I thought it was just the flu, or something, but then it started to get worse and now she’s in the hospital and I don’t know how bad it is and-
My mom’s all I’ve got left…
You can come over for a drink if you want. I’m so sorry, Puck. But have a bit of trust...
lijahjohnson:
lizjohnson:
Oh shut up.
Why? Because I’m right and you can’t handle the truth?
Because you’re an idiot.
lijahjohnson:
lizjohnson:
Bitch, I don’t care about your life.
Yes, you do. Don’t even try to deny it.
Oh shut up.
Seems like I missed a good party...
puck—ster:
Ah, great. Interesting. Didn’t think Easter would make a great party. Yeah, no. I’ve been taking care of my mom…
Lots of fucking chocolate. And chocolate body shots. Mhm, delicious. Oh… what’s up with your mom?
lijahjohnson:
lizjohnson:
But then my room doesn’t make sense anymore.
My life doesn’t make sense anymore if I don’t read the books again.
Bitch, I don’t care about your life.
lijahjohnson:
lizjohnson:
I need to have your sunglasses, kaithanxbai.
… Only if I can have your LotR books. I need to read them again, because I just do.
But then my room doesn’t make sense anymore.
Seems like I missed a good party...
puck—ster:
I should be on here more often; missing a party isn’t cool at all.
Anyway, I see I have some new followers… Hello there.
You missed the best party of the year. Well, no. Easter is always a fantastic party at the Johnsons. As is Halloween. Where have you been? Dropped of the face of the Earth and decided to go to Jupiter instead?
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Hug away sad feels || Dakota & Liz
dakotamariewhite:
Dakota had been up most of the night, not because she was hurt or was upset, she just could never sleep after drinking. So instead of sleeping, she drank a bit more. She had finally fallen asleep and woke up a few hours late with a pounding headache and found herself cuddled with a bottle of rum. Back where she was from, she went to parties nightly and just drank her feelings...
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No drinks = No hangover.
just-reed:
Seems to me like no drinking isn’t such a bad idea…
Well yeah. Drinking can be fun though. But I do applaud your morals.
Post-it Conversation @ Elijah
Liz: I'm going to put oreas in my fruit smoothie again. Because I can~ Okay!
Eli: Om nom nom. I'm getting hungry again, thanks, ass. >_>
Liz: :D
Post-it Conversation @ Elijah
Eli: So? One can never have enough pizzas. Stop it. You're not eating salad. Or cereal. Fruit smoothies tho. Cud' work... And, if you're getting stoned, count me in.
Liz: I'm going to put oreas in my fruit smoothie again. Because I can~ Okay!
Hug away sad feels || Dakota & Liz
Liz was not good with feelings. Not in that way, at least. She was pretty good with happy feelings, seen as she was the kind of girl that both wanted to laugh all the time and make others laugh as well, and back in Cali she used to be weirdly happy, even though her life wasn’t all that great. She was used to feeling sad as well, or lonely, or disappointed. She had had her fair share of angry...
Post-it Conversation @ Elijah
Eli: You won't get fat - don't be ridiculous.
Liz: Dude, we totally had five pizzas today already. I'll just eat some salad or something. Or maybe a bowl of cereal. OR maybe make fruit smoothies and then blow till I don't feel my body anymore.
Post-it Conversation @ Elijah
Eli: A crying girl is never good. But don't choose for her because you feel bad. This'll sound cheesy, and stuff, but follow your heart - don't follow your guilt.
Liz: My heart wants more pizza. ._.
Eli: Want me to order one?
Liz: Do you want me fat?